Many live a dog's life here in America. That is beyond dispute but then let's analyze in which State of the Union you can be a total dog or just a plain pooch.
I wouldn't want to be a dog in Florida for sure. My reasons are very much down to earth. For example, if I text inside a movie house it will irritate someone behind me and I'll get shot! If my skin happens to be black and I love to walk in the rain I'll get shot by a neighborhood watchman who thinks anybody with black skin is up to no good.
If I happen to enjoy loud music inside my SUV I'll also get shot because my loud music threatens the white guy who happens to hate my punk music.
I wouldn't live in Texas either if I were a black guy. Some superduper white dood in a pickup will come along, shoot me and drag me on the road with a chain tied to the pickup's bumper! Nope, not even Manhattan either where your wallet can be mistaken for a gun and you'll get mowed down by 4 eager beaver cops. And don't flash a shiny CD out of the jewel case - the cops will think it's a nickel plated gun!
If I live in the south or southwest and happen to be on food stamps, my life will be shortened courtesy of the Republicans who want to take away my food stamps!
I'll have to lay low while I Google the best place in America where I won't be a down and out doggie!
Ciao for now.
